All The Free Fun

• A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
  Found in a women's restroom.
  
• Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
  Found in a women's restroom.
  
• You're too good for him.
  Over a women's restroom mirror.
  
• Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
  Found in a men's restroom.
  
• No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
  Over a men's restroom mirror.
  
• No wonder you always go home alone.
  Over a men's restroom mirror.
  
• Express Lane: Five beers or less.
  Over a urinal.
  
• What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
  Over a urinal.
  
• At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
• Beauty is only a light switch away.
• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
• If Bush were captain of the Titantic, he'd say we were stopping for ice.
• If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
• If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress !
• If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
• It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
• I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
• Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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