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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"No one can earn a million dollars honestly."
- William Jennings Bryan (1860-1925)

"The graveyards are full of indispensable men."
- Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
- Al Capone (1899-1947)

"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take."
- Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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